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Unread 03-31-2011, 08:24 AM   #161
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No one is above suspicion!

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^^^OMG!!!! that is sssoooo funny!!!^^^^
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That's just precious. What a smile and giggle that brought. Thanks!
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A little boy was practicing the violin in the living room while his father was trying to read in the den. The family dog was lying quietly in the den, but when the screeching sounds of the violin started, he began to howl loudly.

The father listened to the dog and the violin as long as he could. Finally he yelled above the noise, "For heaven's sake, son, can't you play something the dog doesn't know?"


What is it about some dogs and certain kinds of noises? We live close to a hospital and our black lab always howls when she hears the sirens from the ambulances.
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A man followed a woman and her dog out of the movie theater. He stopped her and said, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I couldn't help noticing that your dog was really into the movie. He cried at the right spots and fidgeted in his seat during the boring parts. Most of all, he laughed like crazy at the funny parts. Did you find that unusual?"

"Yes," she replied, "because he hated the book!"
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My 80 lb. German Shepherd lab mix sometimes likes to play rough, especially when the other dog isn't being assertive and putting Sherman in his place. Yesterday, he was playing with another dog slightly smaller than him. The other dog began the bullying play that Sherman always does. But, low and behold, it scared Sherman, who was whimpering and trying to take refuge between my legs. I tried to explain "double standards", "the Golden Rule", and "karma" to him, but obviously, I just wasn't getting through.

The price of attachment to things is a frequent lesson and Sherman's a great teacher. He'll be happily playing with other dogs, until he sees a stick and picks it up. Then, he sees another stick, and just has to have that one too. "More is better" is his motto. Before long, he's dropping and trying to pick up and hold 3 sticks in his mouth, preciously guarding them. Every few feet, they fall from his mouth and he scrambles to get them all picked up again. Meanwhile, all the other dogs in the park are off having fun running and playing together.
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Thanks for the cute story, Lavie!

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A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

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