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Indeed. Itís hilarious.
Only problem is what if he is not admitted even in hell. Lol
Yeah I wouldnít be surprised. This guy is a straight up ***. But heís not consistently rude to me, so itís tolerable. But he just hands me stuff then walks away without saying anything. I know what to do with the things he gives me but I still find it rude for him to be completely silent and ignore me. Today I was walking back with my trash bin and he just comes up and puts a bag of trash on top of it and walks off. No thank you or anything. Just walks off. It drives me insane. Yet the other week he gave me a high five and an enthusiastic thank you for doing a good job.
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Yeah I wouldnít be surprised. This guy is a straight up ***. But heís not consistently rude to me, so itís tolerable. But he just hands me stuff then walks away without saying anything. I know what to do with the things he gives me but I still find it rude for him to be completely silent and ignore me. Today I was walking back with my trash bin and he just comes up and puts a bag of trash on top of it and walks off. No thank you or anything. Just walks off. It drives me insane. Yet the other week he gave me a high five and an enthusiastic thank you for doing a good job.
Well, if he gave you a 5 high is a good signal. Itís not all lost. :-)

Maybe, we shouldnít be talking here about him. What if he is also here in the forum, following your steps. Lol!

Talking seriously now, there are people like this everywhere. I have walk pass with some of my coworkers and I kept with the good morning or hello in my mouth. Or saying it, without receiving a greeting back.
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This is a gross joke my doctor made today.

He was flushing my ear and this infection and stuff was just pouring out. He said

ďIt looks like someone is having a bowel movement.Ē

It was so funny despite the pain I was in.
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Gym jokes

How come treadmills donít make flour?
Why donít excerise bikes have two wheels?
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I donít know it. Go ahead, shoot!
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