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Old 01-26-2019, 06:53 AM   #41
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Fred: chicken curry pie
Hates gays tee.
Me: ok and you are an
Advocate against homophobia &
Equal rights are you dear?
Fred: I hate junky scum,
Scum of the earth.
Me: Do you like anyone?
You love me because
You can't help
Who you fall
In love with.
Do you like me though?
YOU would take
A bullet for me.
That is you.
You never defend ME.
Why do you love me?
Fred: I am not just
With you because
I feel sorry for you.
You will get a
Lucky break Sometime.
Me: A lucky break?
Not if I stay here.
Fred: oh well maybe you will,
Maybe you won't.
You could do your
Own exercise class.
Me: That was a life time ago now
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Old 01-26-2019, 05:27 PM   #42
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Fred: chicken curry pie
Hates gays tee.
Me: ok and you are an
Advocate against homophobia &
Equal rights are you dear?
Fred: I hate junky scum,
Scum of the earth.
Me: Do you like anyone?
You love me because
You can't help
Who you fall
In love with.
Do you like me though?
YOU would take
A bullet for me.
That is you.
You never defend ME.
Why do you love me?
Fred: I am not just
With you because
I feel sorry for you.
You will get a
Lucky break Sometime.
Me: A lucky break?
Not if I stay here.
Fred: oh well maybe you will,
Maybe you won't.
You could do your
Own exercise class.
Me: That was a life time ago now
For equal rights & against homophobia
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Old 01-28-2019, 06:53 AM   #43
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Take a KIP if you are tired.
It is pull your finger outs fault.
For fuelling the fire.
People were afraid
To support ten out right.
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Old 01-28-2019, 10:09 AM   #44
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Woah. You forgot to
Close the curtains.
Oh no so I did,
They say all sarky.
They take the bra back
Off and go to the
Window and then presses
Her naked self
Onto the glass and says:
I am a fly on the windshield. Splat .
And that was before
Going out for a night on town.
They were never boring.
Doing a sex on the
Beach dry hump
Wondered who was
Pressing their crotch
Up against me.
One hip thrust.
Could only be one lady.
Yeah, I know there
Was too much water
Under the bridge
But I still felt
A pang of sadness
When I read only a: childhood friend.
But it made sense.
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Old 01-28-2019, 02:15 PM   #45
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Hm laser tag.
I have an idea.
You shoot me
And I will shoot you
And we can go
And get food.
I am no good
At this pretending cr^p.
I did not take drama.
Teacher never told
Me I needed confidence.
You do like the
Sound of your own voice.
Gordon Brown is nuts.
Nah I have to object. Scowl.
I object because
They are bat sh^t
Performing monkees.
Getting brawn
In his auld age
Since losing his bonbons.
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Old 01-30-2019, 05:27 AM   #46
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Have to get home to
Put my Barbie dolls to bed.
What do you do
With Barbie dolls any way?
Put frocks on them and ****.
You have dolls?
Does a chuckie doll count?
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Old 01-30-2019, 05:34 AM   #47
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I like this poetry Balthascar!

I never liked Barbies even as a child. Also their feet were shaped weird so they couldn't wear flats, just heels
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Old 02-11-2019, 08:34 AM   #48
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He is as hard as steel.
They would survive
A nuclear holocaust.
You know why?
Slimy cockroaches are
The only things said
To survive a nuclear fallout.
The rest of us are doomed.
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Old 02-12-2019, 10:51 AM   #49
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The best way to deter
Thieves from taking
Your purse from your handbag?
They take out a silver..toy.
Omg says blue wicked
You see your boyf every night.
It's for thievin pixies, they say.
It more a suitcase than a bag, I say.
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Old 02-15-2019, 06:47 AM   #50
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Why would I take drugs?
Because I am a^al retentive
And cannot be bothered
Eating or peeing while drinking?
Or I have a complex where
I have to prove I am bad as^
Because I played the recorder?
I have nothing to prove.
I wanted to play drums.
But who gets what they want?
Questions. Questions.
Answer my question with a question.
They were like spud
On the bathroom floor.
Flustered, was black affronted.
I was shocked and embarrassed.
My ol'mum god knows.
She probably told everyone.
Blummin drama queen.
My Gran was not a soldier spy.
She was an alcoholic.
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